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About Everything Wiki » Inspiration » 4 reasons why I shaved my head

4 reasons why I shaved my head

04 May 2023, 08:50, parser
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I shaved my head.

The idea of shaving my head has been with me since childhood. But I was ashamed. Bald people were associated with me either with an illness or with aggressive behavior. In short, that's how I went with my hair.

And here I decided, and why not?

I will list the pros and cons of a bald head.

Convenience #1: Haircut

The haircut ended surprisingly quickly. I was treated with a machine under zero, and then they offered to bring my head to shine with a razor. I refused the razor. In total, just a few minutes and you're done.

Save time, save money.

The local hairdresser (I'm in Tae now) asked me ten times, they say, exactly bald? I was afraid that a stupid tourist would mix up the words and then throw her a scandal. :))

Convenience #2: Not hot

I can compare. The first days I walked around Phuket with a head of hair. And now I go without. It feels like the temperature has dropped a couple of degrees down. It became much easier. The head no longer boils in the middle of the day.

Maybe a placebo? Don't know.

Convenience #3: Washing has become easier

Now I wash my hair with ordinary soap and do not sweat. The "process" itself takes a couple of seconds.

Convenience No. 4: Improving the scalp

The first thing I noticed when I ran it over my bald head was the amount of dead skin that had accumulated on its surface. I could literally scrape it off with lumps. Now my head is smooth and smooth – no dead skin.

Of course I'm not a doctor, but it seems to me that it was useful to remove the extra "byaka" from myself. I will be glad if the doctors correct me in the comments.

Possible minus #1: The attitude of others

I shaved cunningly. He slipped away from his wife and child while they were looking at clothes in the store, and quickly shaved in the next salon. When I came out, they were coming to meet me. They walked, walked, and passed by. I had to call out. Turning around, the wife's face changed, her eyes widened. ))

She said that I now look like a bandit, that I will be shunned by others.

Is it true or not? Bald, write in the comments!

I personally think it's all nonsense.

Possible minus #2: Problems with documents

The inspectors already looked at my passport with disbelief – I was photographed there when I weighed 30 kg more. Now, I feel their doubts will increase – instead of a thick hairy man, a bald suffocator will look at them.

Will they recognize you at the border after shaving your head? Write!

Other

A joint brainstorming session of the LX editorial board revealed a number of other important points:

  • In battle, they will not be able to grab you by the hair, when dissecting the hair is not in the wound (A bald man from Kiev).
  • But if you drown, no one will grab your hair either (see OBZH). :)))
  • In a minibus, even gopnik (with the appropriate complexion) are shooed away.
  • Hairstyle, dry/brittle/greasy hair? Lolshto?
  • The myth of unattractive men without hair is broken by Bruce Willis and Jason Statham. In the end, it's brutal and courageous.
  • Hydrodynamics in the pool, aerodynamics on the bike… Whoooooo!
  • No one will put gum in their hair at school.
  • In clear weather, you can blind enemy reconnaissance planes :))

And, in conclusion, one more photo:

Editor-in-chief LX Slava Baransky
Editor-in-chief of LH Slava Baransky approves

Write in the comments

Are you hairy? Write down why you won't shave your head. What's stopping you?

Are you bald? Write about your feelings. How did your loved ones react? How do new acquaintances react?

Well, so that the girls don't get bored: do you think bald men are attractive or vice versa?

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